You know your an athlete if...

So keeping in line with the great Jeff Foxworthy’s you know you’re a redneck if…we are doing our own sports version.

You know you’re a hockey player if…

You are missing some teeth

You still have a mullet

You’ve broken you’re nose so many times it’s almost back to normal

You know you’re a basketball player if…

You have thinner legs than your wives

You’re not allowed on carnival rides because you’re too tall

You’re think the best part of your uniform are your tattoos.

You know you’re a baseball player if…

You can crack a walnut with your forearms

You hate to admit it, but you're definately pear shaped

Your severance package is rivaling that of a Fortune 500 CEO

You know you’re a football player if…

You’re hair is longer than the name on the back of your jersey

You and Donkey Lips from "Salute Your Shorts" share a similar body type

You sometimes need to be reminded what day it is, or even what your name is

You know you’re a Nascar driver if…

Your arms are the most in shape part of your body

You glove compartment is filled with speeding tickets

You finish every sentence thanking your sponsors for all of their hard work no matter what some one asks you

You know you’re a soccer player if...

You have the most incredibly toned body ever

If you can successfully walk through the streets of any major US city without being noticed, then get on a plane and head anywhere else in the world and get mobbed at the airport.

You can do anything with your feet, head or chest, but very little with your hands.

It's been fun blogging with you,
Kate