Broncos WR Brandon Marshall will be out for the next few months are hurting his arm sliding on a fast food chain’s wrapper. I always knew that McDonald’s was hazardous to your health. Whether it be increasing your cholesterol, blood pressure or waste line, but I never knew even its wrappers could be deadly.
Marshall had told the Rocky Mountain News that he suffered only a cut on his arm, but the NFL Network says it's a little more than just a cut. Citing no source (what are they The National Enquirer?) Marshall had not just cut his arm, but had "severed an artery, a vein and a nerve in his forearm along with tendons to five muscles." Yeah that's a little worse than just a cut you could patch up with a Dora the Explorer band aid.
Luckily for Mr. Marshall, this little incident did postpone his DUI trail to June. So I guess it was a bit of a happy meal for the WR. Oh, and watch out Brandon, because the popo are on your tail!
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It's been fun blogging with you,
Kate
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