Rumor has it that the newest Dallas Cowboy has some high profile mentors to keep him on the straight and narrow this season, Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders. Yes, that’s right, the recently partially reinstated Pacman Jones will learn from the former player’s mistakes, like not take too many drugs and leave them in your car or something. This is like having Tatum O’Neal mentor Lindsay Lohan about drug use or Britney Spears about child care. What Jones really needs is an ankle bracelet that beeps every time he gets to close to a strip club. But for now, I guess it’s the best they can come up with in Big-D.
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