Mets email

The Mets felt so bad about their historic collapse that they sent an email to their fans. Here is the actual email.*

Dear Season Ticket Holder,
We, here at the Mets organization would like to send our deepest apologies to our fans. We know that our actions during the month of September have been "historic." But we'd prefer that you look at the bright side, we played really well the other four months. (The season really doesn't start until May, right?) Remember May 16th when we took over the lead in the NL East? And that time back in June when we actually beat the Phillies three times? Those were some good times. Times we hope to repeat in 2008. So please, just forget about 2007, we already have. Don't forget to put a deposit on your 2008 season tickets, because next year might just be our year.
Sincerely,
The New York Mets

P.S. To win back your affections, we are willing to lease out David Wright for parties during the off season. Forget about Mr. Met at your wedding, think about David Wright sociallizing with your guests. It will really make your wedding/Bar Mitzvah/Sweet Sixteen the Wright event for you. We are also willing to sell Tom Glavine, Paul Lo Duca, Guillermo Mota and Carlos Delgado to the lowest bidder. They make great holiday gifts!
(*not actual email)

It's been fun blogging with you,
Kate