(T-shirt via mlb.com. Click here to purchase)
It kind of got us wondering if more ball clubs market their very young, attractive and single (as in not married) stars with t-shirts what would they look like? Here’s what we think:
The "I'm Hunting for Mr. Pence" Tee
Along the lines of the Wright t-shirt, perfect for any fan of the Astros' centerfielder.
The "Grady: When Size Does Matter" Tee
I can just see this shirt on a Grady's Lady near you.
The "Joe: Hometown Hottie Since 1983" Tee
This tee celebrates the Twins' catcher's roots as a hometown boy making the fans in Minnesota proud. We see crossover potential to even some male Mauer fans.
The "Nick Marks the Spot" Tee
Nick Markakis is pretty much the only reason to visit Baltimore (besides our friend Kath), so we had to give those female Orioles fans something to feel proud of.
The "Taking a ride to Grandy Land" Tee
I guess our only question is, what time does the train leave that station?
The "I Stop Short for Troy" Tee
We view this t-shirt as just the beginning of a product line featuring the "stop short" tagline. Think about all of the bumper sticker, pins, hats, bracelets, handbags and even mesh shorts this could work on.
The "I Got Hammered with Ryan Braun" Tee
Don't feel bad manishevitz does taste so good going down. But we'd prefer to get hammered with Ryan on some good old fashioned Miller Lite.
The "I Slept with Derek Jeter Too!" Tee
Perfect for all of your whorish Yankee fan friends. But hurry, we only made like 1,000 of these tees and we're not sure that's enough to cover all of Jeter's conquests...in like the passed five years.
(t-shirt template via istockphoto.com)
Got any other ideas? Put them in the comments section.
It's been fun blogging with you,
Kate
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