Working for the Man

If Michael Vick’s indefinite NFL ban turns into a lifetime ban here are a few career options for him:



O.J. Simpson’s caddy
O.J. can teach him how to avoid a conviction next time. "If the glove don't fit..."

Home Depot
I hear he’s got some connections. And judging from their sponsorship of Tony Stewart, they’re ok with people having a record. Although those battery charges were never filed by that photographer or Brian Vickers…well, maybe he can work at Lowe's.

Pacman Jones’ body guard
Jones is always on the hunt for another moron to assault someone at a strip club and Michael could be that person. And anyway, it’s always hard to keep good help...especially if they are always going to jail.

Veterinarian

I’d imagine for some vets it’s hard to euthanize their patients, but Michael Vick does not have that problem. Although he might be against the whole doing it in a humane fashion.

Quarterback in the CFL/Mark Cuban’s new football league
The CFL or Mark Cuban’s new league would be looking for superstars. No matter what you say about his off the field actions, he is a solid quarterback.
(Photos: Nick Wass/AP)

It’s been fun blogging with you,
Kate