Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Things I Learned at the Rockhoppers Game

For those who believe Popo in my Crib does not support New Jersey hockey, let this little post be a lesson to you, we totally support New Jersey MINOR league hockey and fans of that NHL team in Newark.

Rockhoppers 2, Mad Hatters 4
1) If you have a powerpoint presentation playing on the jumbotron, it is
a blatant mis-use of a jumbotron.

2) Playing MP3's of organ music when you have an actual organ is hockey
faux-paus.

3) There are skanks attending hockey at all levels of play.

4) When the youth team has better uniforms than the pro team, that's an
issue.

5) People are not as excited when they win free pizza as they should be.
Of course, perhaps they know something about the pizza that I do not.

6) The other three teams are doing better revenue wise than the
Rockhoppers. In an unrelated note, the other teams serve beer and the
Rockhoppers do not.

7) Jacking up the concessions prices for Rockhoppers game does not mean
the quality of the food has been jacked up as well.

8) It's pretty cool dodging hockey players on the way to the mens room
(no, I did not have to go on the ice to get to the mens room!)

9) Someone in a Maple Leafs sweater wearing a Rangers hat is confused.
It was a Tie Domi sweater but he could have gotten a Rangers one!

10) Teague Willets-Kelley is my favorite Rockhopper because he is the
first one I saw get in a fight.

One Thing I Learned Before Going to a Rockhoppers Game:
1) Most of the players and coaches are on Facebook!

For Confusingous's full review of the game click here.
(Thanks Howard!)

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