Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Super Bowl, should be called the Arrest Bowl

It’s quite possible there was more action going on in the parking lot and in the stands than on the field during the Super Bowl. 26 fans were arrested and 18 fans were ejected from the game. Among the arrests were nine people caught selling counterfeit tickets and one person caught selling counterfeit NFL merchandise. I wonder if he/she was friends with this guy. Another two people were caught selling fake credentials at the game. Yes, it should never be that easy to get a pass to get onto the field people.

My favorite arrestee was the woman charged with a DUI. The crash somehow involved the popo and a popo horse. Luckily neither the horse nor the officer was injured. I need to get more details on that hot mess. (Like from right here)

Coming in second would be the two would-be-theaves, who attempted to steal two tickets, sneak their way into the stadium and then dropped the $800 a piece tickets on the ground while attempting to avoid the popo. Such a comedy of errors on an epic scale.

Watch out crazy football fans, because the popo are on your tail!
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