Arrests Galore

Big Fat Liar
Merry Christmas to me, only two months late or 10 months early depending on how you look at things. Not one, not two, but three major popo stories are dominating the headlines this fine afternoon, beginning with the Astros all-star shortstop Miguel Tejada, who has been charged with lying to Congress about steroids. Like I always say you never screw around with the government, but I guess I never say it in Spanish. Nunca screw around con el government. I am sure Sra. Zoch is having heart palpitations with that spanglish translation. It is believed that Miggy will plead guilty in accordance with a deal already struck. Watch out Miguel, because the popo are on your tail!
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Southern Hospitality
Meanwhile the Michael Phelps case is breaking wide open. Eight people have been arrested in connection with the now famous bong photo. Of the eight people, seven have been charged with drug possession while one was charged with distribution. Unfortunately for one of the eight charged, their bond money just got taken away after the popo confiscated the bong Phelps was allegedly using. He/she was selling it on eBay for $100,000. So it is true, you can buy anything on eBay. Watch out potheads, because the popo are on your tail!
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Engaged and Underaged
Finally West Virginia RB/receiver Jock Sanders could be looking for a new way to spend his afternoons after is arrest over the weekend for DUI. Sanders failed three out the four field sobriety tests and had a blood alcohol level of .125 over the legal limit of .08. As an added bonus, he’s only 20 and therefore looking at addition charges. WVU has not announced their plans for Jock (great name by the way) but he’s looking at either a suspension or dismissal from the team. Watch out Jock, because the popo are on your tail!
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