Winona Strikes Again

I mean England and Chelsea captain John Terry’s mother and mother-in-law strike again! Both Sue Terry and Sue Poole were arrested for loading £800 of stolen goods into a car at the Brooklands shopping centre in Weybridge. Odd for two ladies whose son and son-in-law respectively makes £135,000 a year.

A source told the Sun: "Everyone was gobsmacked when the police realised they had arrested John Terry's mum and mum-in-law.

"They're women who want for nothing, yet they were accused of taking cheap gear without paying. They seemed at a loss to explain.

"One said she had no idea why she'd taken sports gear as she didn't even like wearing the stuff. They seemed shaken up."

The pair lives in separate single standing homes purchased on the same street of Oxshott, Surrey by Terry.

I blame this all on Winona Ryder. She goes all five finger discount in a Saks Fifth Avenue in LA and all of sudden everyone wants to start stealing things they are completely capable of buying on their own. Whoever the Oprah of England is, they should totally have two of them on for the compulsive stealing show. Total must watch TV.

Watch out Sue and Sue because the popo are on your tail!
(Photo by Michael Thompson for W Magazine; source)