"I know where he is supposed to be right now. He's supposed to be in Charlotte, preparing to start Thursday," White Sox GM Ken Williams said Tuesday, according to the Chicago Tribune.
Well I am supposed to be outside enjoying the only nice day New York has had since God told Noah to start building his ark two months ago, Kenny, but instead I am inside typing away on my computer in a windowless office. So you may want to try to find a windowless cell in Charlotte and see if he's there. Or better yet, a Hardees. No wait, maybe a Sonic. Oh, how about a Waffle House. Ok let's be practical here, probably an all you can eat barbaque joint. That's not hard to find in the state of North Carolina, right? No, there everywhere? Well then Ken, you're screwed!
Currently the White Sox are stalking Colon’s agent like a lonely sixth grade girl prank calling her crush, but alas, they still have no idea where Barolo is.
So just in case you see this guy:
Tell him to put down the rack of ribs and then contact the White Sox and ask for a big reward!
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