Derrick Coleman is not Poor

For all of you out there thinking about scrounging your pennies and sending them Derrick Coleman’s way you can stop your couch cushion search. He’s not in a “financial freefall.” Quite the opposite according to his wife Gina. The couple did indeed have an estate sale (which by the way, I thought meant you were selling the things of a dead person but whatever) and they did slash their prices on items like furniture by 75%, but that’s only because these items were taking up storage space. The couple had sold their home in Franklin Lakes, NJ and had been keeping the furnishings in storage, but they decided the additional money needed to house these items could be better spent on updating one of their other two homes. So basically, he’s not poor, but as his wife said, “They could be doing better.” Well in this economy who couldn’t be doing better. So send those pennies my way or you know to a charity because it’s the holidays and my cold black heart only melts for so long before it freezes up come January 1st.
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