Two complete morons recently vandalized Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb’s offseason residence in Chandler, AZ. The pair of misfits hung a Cardinal’s flag and left a box with “Go Cards” and “Beat Philly” written on it in front of McNabb’s residence. But it was the gasoline they used to burn “Go Cards,” “Go Kurt” and “I heart AZ” into McNabb’s lawn that left a sour taste in the QB’s mouth."When they decided to get diesel fuel out and start damaging the yard, they crossed the line," Chandler popo chief Sgt. Joe Favazzo said.
Luckily for McNabb and the popo, the box our two brainiacs dropped off had an address on it which led straight to 37-year-old Rex Perkins, a Chandler resident who copped to the prank along with his trusty partner 28-year-old Ryan Hanlon. The pair was finger printed, photographed and cited for misdemeanor criminal damage.
Good job boys, next time you may just want to black out the label on the box, or heck, just go to the post office and buy yourself a brand new box. You know what; you’d probably screw that up to. Why not just give up playing 16 and pretend like you’re an actual adult. Novel idea I know, but it may work out for you in the long run.
Watch out Rex and Ryan, because the popo are on your tail!
(Photo: AP; source)
PS – Did anyone else notice that their first names are the same as the Jets new head coach Rex Ryan. Hopefully for Jets nation, he’s not quite as big of a buffoon as our two would be pranksters.
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