Thursday, August 28, 2008

Jaguars WR is invovled in one hot mess

Sharri Henry has filed a lawsuit claiming that her baby daddy (Ms. Henry is about four months along in her pregnancy) Jacksonville Jaguars receiver Dennis Northcutt paid his cousin to beat her up. Even Amy Fisher had the guts to shoot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in person. Ms. Henry claims the event happened at a Hollywood restaurant on May 17th. The lawsuit fails to name the cousin who did the beating.

Hmm, let me think about this. Any good thug would know it’s best not to do your dirty deed in a crowded Hollywood hotspot. And she’s claiming the nine year NFL veteran was “trying to harm her unborn child” which he apparently wanted her to get rid of. But if the reports of her being only four months pregnant are true, she'd barely even be a few weeks along. Seems kind of odd to me. Plus why isn’t this mysterious cousin mentioned in this case? Is it because his pockets aren't fully lined with 100 dollar bills?

Mr. Northcutt’s sports agent Jerome Stanley contacted tmz.com and basically said bitch is crazy and she don’t know what she’s talking about. The statement was countered by Ms. Henry’s lawyer Loyst P. Fletcher that painted quite a different scenario. Plus they have some photographic evidence of Ms. Henry’s “bloody mess.” So let’s do what every good American does and start judging these crazy kids!

Either way, they both better watch out, because the popo are on your tail!
(Photo: jaguars.com; source)

It’s been fun blogging with you,
Kate

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