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Magglio Ordonez has reportedly chopped off his beautiful long locks in hopes of snapping out his epic slump. He’s not the first person to do this - just this past April David Wright buzzed off his hair for the same reason - but he may have the most to lose, what with those beautifully manicure curls now just lying on the floor of the barber shop ready to be swept up and made into a dark wig for carrot top.

(World Baseball Classic March 2009 / June 24, 2009)

Hopefully, for his sake, this sheering gets rid of the bad vibes. There are only so many players you can place on the DL with anxiety before the team psychiatrist has to get fired.
(Photos: AP; source)