Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Something Randy Moss could get behind

A little late on this one, but I thought it deserved to be mentioned

A man who works as Pat Patriot, the mascot for the New England Patriots, was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island over the weekend after a new law went into effect that closed a loophole that had allowed indoor prostitution. Way to take all the fun out of Rhode Island. What are you going to do next? Close the casinos? Turn the smallest state in the country into one large dry county?

Robert Sormanti of Warwick was among the 14 people busted in an undercover sting held at a local hotel, hopefully somewhere classy like a Motel 6.

Not surprisingly, Sormanti has been suspended by the team. But don’t worry Pats fans, he is just one of the many people who play Pat Patriot from time to time. Oh, no did I just have a “no Santa Claus” type slip?

Watch out Robby, because the popo are on your tail!
(Photo: AP; source)

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