Jets Fans Continue to Suffer

The Jets are giving their fans a little bit of surprise and I am not talking about the return of Mark Gastineau -who I had no idea he was even out of jail. Fans attending Sunday’s match-up with the Bengals will not be allowed to purchase alcohol once they enter the facility. The decision was made after the team talked to the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority aka the No Fun Zone. But don’t worry; the Jets will open the parking lot five hours before the 8:20 PM start so you have plenty of time to pretend you are Mark Sanchez and get blitzed.

Along with the no alcohol decree, the Jets plan on celebrating the close of Giants Stadium with a halftime ceremony that will feature a player from every year the Jets have been in the Meadowlands. And of course Ochocinco will probably bring his own halftime performance, hopefully involving an orange jumpsuit and some soap to remind Mark of his time in the big house, but we’ll have to wait and see.
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Hump Day Hair

Clay Matthews
This is the type of photo you find in the girls locker room with a heart painted around it. Talk about a real sax machine (sorry Jared Allen)


Brendan Chillar
Ugly green mouth guard aside, Brendan's got all the makings of a really cool guy.


Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers has had his ups and downs. There was that creepy porn stache and then the mountain man look, but it appears he has settled into just the right balance between the outdoorsman with the beard and then the straight up business man with the short hair.
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Something Randy Moss could get behind

A little late on this one, but I thought it deserved to be mentioned

A man who works as Pat Patriot, the mascot for the New England Patriots, was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island over the weekend after a new law went into effect that closed a loophole that had allowed indoor prostitution. Way to take all the fun out of Rhode Island. What are you going to do next? Close the casinos? Turn the smallest state in the country into one large dry county?

Robert Sormanti of Warwick was among the 14 people busted in an undercover sting held at a local hotel, hopefully somewhere classy like a Motel 6.

Not surprisingly, Sormanti has been suspended by the team. But don’t worry Pats fans, he is just one of the many people who play Pat Patriot from time to time. Oh, no did I just have a “no Santa Claus” type slip?

Watch out Robby, because the popo are on your tail!
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Hump Day Hair

Brett Favre sees his future and it’s awesome!
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