Hump Day Hair

This week’s hump day hair honors Brandon Jennings for boldly going where no man has gone since Kid 'N Play were starring in House Party.
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Hump Day Hair

Shout outs, for this week’s Hump Day Hair, go to the makers of Danillo Gallinari’s hair gel. The fact that his hair can stick up like he put his finger in a light socket from the first minute of the game to the closing seconds is a tribute to the strength and hold of this product. I am sure it’s the same stuff Pauly D from the Jersey Shore uses.

Downgrade this week goes to David Lee and whatever he is attempting to do with his hair right now. Someone needs a hair cut, or a dime sized drop of whatever Danillo’s putting in his hair!
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Captain Idiot

The DC popo are investigating a claim that weapons were found inside a locker at the Verizon Center where the Washington Wizards play. The latest report should come as no surprise after it was revealed that Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas was being investigated by the NBA for keeping unloaded firearms in containers inside his locker. Arenas acknowledged the investigation and has reportedly been very cooperative.

“They've been (investigating) for the last two weeks…They just want to know where I got them from," Arenas said. "They want to make sure they're not dirty guns."

I don’t think their major concern is if they are legal or not. They are probably more worried that you are storing firearms at the same place where 23,000+ people gather to watch an NBA event. There is no reason to keep firearms – loaded or not – legal or not - in an NBA arena. You want to have guns, fine leave them in your house or the very least in your car.

Watch out Gilbert, because the popo are on your tail!
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Fans of the Week

These guys, for making Ron Artests trip into the stands at the Palace at Auburn Hills a much more enjoyable (see: not arrest worthy) than the last time he was there.
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Lesson Learn #819

Swinging an elbow like you're five and someone stole your cookie will get you a one game suspension, Trevor Ariza.
(via The Baseline)