Lesson Learned #217

Thank you South Florida coach – well now former South Florida coach – Jim Leavitt for teaching us that smacking your players is a fireable offense. We’ll just add that to the list with throwing your kids in a shed. (Thanks Mikey for that one!)
(Photo: AP; source)

Lesson Learn #819

Swinging an elbow like you're five and someone stole your cookie will get you a one game suspension, Trevor Ariza.
(via The Baseline)

Lesson Learned #345

If you wear a sombrero on the sidelines, your wallet will be $30,000 lighter. And no the NFL does not care if you’ve changed your name to reflect your love for the Spanish culture – or lack there of since you’ve gone with Ochocinco instead of Ochenta y cinco. But it’s close enough right?